"for my son curtis's sixth birthday party we allowed him to invite ten of his friends from grade 1 to celebrate. (we'll never do that again.) we organized a variety of games to play including pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey, musical chairs, and simon says. one little boy was playing the role of simon and appeared to be running out of things for the kids to do so my sister-in-law whispers in his ear, ""tell them to spin on the floor."" little simon looked at her quizzically. she reassured him, ""go ahead. it'll be fun."" he shrugged his shoulders and loudly stated ""simon says - spit on the floor."" apparently little simon misunderstood aunt julie. a few minutes later, aunt julie was sheepishly mopping my floor. only about half of them dampened my hardwood. the others stood around undecided."   Submitted By: NULL