Zipper Down <br /> <br /> My mate she wispered <br /> Your zipper's down<br /> And accused me right there<br /> Of being a clown<br /> <br /> But that was really <br /> Farthest from the truth<br /> With a memory like mine <br /> I'm not hitting like Babe Ruth<br /> <br /> I have to say that it can be<br /> A most embarrasing kettle of fish<br /> Especially when we find ourselves out <br /> For a special evening enjoying a fine dish<br /> <br /> All dressed in my finest<br /> Regalia of sorts<br /> I'm standing right there<br /> With folks peeping at my shorts<br /> <br /> There's no doubt in my mind<br /> She has a sharp eye<br /> Sure never thought others <br /> Have too, though they try<br /> <br /> But this I do know <br /> If I can't get things right<br /> That I'm a past master<br /> At discretely fixing my plight<br /> <br /> So nobody is<br /> In the end any wiser<br /> And I can relax<br /> And enjoy my appetizer. <br /> <br /> <br /> John Cornick<br /> Halifax, Nova Scotia<br /> <br /> <br />   Submitted By: John Cornick