My neice, Frankie, and my son, Zachary were playing one day when Zachary kind of said a bad word. But he didn't say the complete word. Frankie ran to my mother and said, "Nan! Nan! Zachary just swore on me!" My mother asked her what did he say. So Frankie told her. Zachary, being the clever fellow that he is, had to think fast before he got in trouble. He piped up before my mother could say anything and simply said, "Nan, I only said the 'F,' and not the 'UCK.'"   Submitted By: eloise peddle