Betty Pye was frantically trying to get her four-year old ready for church. She said, "Hurry up, we are going to be late and God wouldn't be happy." After much ado, they arrived at church. They waited 10 minutes or so before the priest arrived. As the priest entered the church, her son have his mother a tug and then politely said, "I can't believe it. Even Jesus is late for church."   Submitted By: NULL