I was waiting at the local pharmacy to pick up my prescription after having had prostate surgery. I was standing behind a lady who was awaiting her prescription.The druggist, a real wit, said Ed I hope you don't end up with her medication or you'll be in trouble. I replied, "well I hope she doesn't get mine as she will end up with a mustache." Lo and behold she turned around and she did indeed have a mustache. Needless to say, I turned as red as a beet and almost fell to the floor. The pharmacist told me later that he could hardly contain himself considering my predicament. Open mouth and insert foot!   Submitted By: Ed Power