When out for a visit to a hospital recently <br /> <br /> I was instructed to robe up in a gown<br /> <br /> The chap looking after the gowning was<br /> <br /> One of those light hearted welcoming clowns<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> The instructions were complicated that's for sure<br /> <br /> And I got myself right into a muddle<br /> <br /> And then when I finally ready to go<br /> <br /> He told me repeatedly I was in trouble<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> And on the final march for the procedure<br /> <br /> The words from his mouth left no doubt with the throng<br /> <br /> As he took one final look to be sure<br /> <br /> And his words were succinctly quote still wrong<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> This caused a riotous uproar from others <br /> <br /> And I was sure he was making a joke<br /> <br /> But it all ended on the right trend<br /> <br /> And my wife bent over laughing right to the end<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> So make sure when you are gowning up<br /> <br /> To get it right else you will suffer the slings<br /> <br /> And arrows of peoples tauntings<br /> <br /> And all the embarrassment that it brings   Submitted By: NULL