It's good to laugh: The British Association for the Advancement of Science held a year-long project to discover the world's funniest joke, inviting people to submit their favourites, and then set about rating how funny they were. The project was reported across the globe, resulting in over 40,000 jokes. Here's the winner: Two hunters are out in the woods; one of them collapses, doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are closed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead, what can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, and then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"   Submitted By: NULL