A grandson was visiting his grandfather and asked him how he was feeling. His grandfather replied, "You know son, I was at the doctor a few days ago and he gave me a pill that is new on the market. He told me that it would cure my Alzheimer's and since then my memory has been perfect."

"Really grandpa? That's terrific! What's the name of this doctor?" asked his grandson.

His grandfather replied, "His name is ah - what's that flower called, the one you put in your lapel?"

"Do you mean a rose Grandpa?" said the boy.

"Yes that's it." Then Grandpa yells to his wife, "Hey Rose, what's the name of that doctor?"   Submitted By: john hayward