Several years ago my wife and I, along with two of our dearest friends, went to Mile One Center to see Don Willimas. The concert was simply amazing but what I remember most about that night happened in the ladies washroom. During a break my wife and our friend had to go to the ladies room. My wife went in first and when finished made her way back to our seats in one of the executive boxes. When our friend arrived back she was laughing so hard she could hardly get out what had happened. And her purse was full of water! It was actually dripping from the seams. Apparently while she was sitting on the toilet, making her water as the old folks used to say, she lodged her purse on the edge of the sink. While she was peeing her purse slowly slid into the bathroom sink. Not so funny you say? But, the bathroom sink was one of those automated taps that started to run water the minute a motion was detected below it. That motion happened to be her purse, sliding slowly into the sink, that just happened to be fully open as well. There she was, watching her purse fill with water, while at the same time peeing. She could not stop peeing to remove her purse, and the water just kept coming and coming and coming......it was hilarious. Our friend has a very hearty and unusual laugh so many others around us, maybe even including Don Willimas, must have been wondering what was so funny. I would just love to have seen her face as she sat there, unable to stop peeing and unable to stop her purse from filling up with water. Imagine the picture if you would!

Fred Russell
Port Union   Submitted By: Fred Russell