A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottle of cyanide to poison her husband. The pharmacist replies "Oh my goodness, I can't sell you a bottle of cyanide for that! I'd be charged with accessory to murder...why on earth would you want to murder your husband?" The lady opens her purse and hands him a photo of her husband getting cozy with the pharmacist's wife. "Well for goodness sakes" says the pharmacist, "why didn't you say you had a precription?!"   Submitted By: Amanda Kosher (nee: Brake)