A couple had been married for many years. Over the times, the wife had put up with a lot of contrariness and bad moods from her husband. So far the wife had been quite patient. However, one morning, the husband went a little too far.

Wife: What would you like for breakfast?
Husband: Two eggs.
Wife: How would you like them?
Husband: Boil one and fry the other. Come on now, move!

The wife boiled an egg and fried another for her husband. She then put them on a plate and placed them in front of her husband. He looked down at the plate and back up at his wife. He had a frown on his face.

Wife: What's wrong?
Husband: You boiled the wrong one.   Submitted By: NULL