A gorgeous young redhead advised her doctor that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" the doctor exclaimed. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left eyebrow, and screamed; then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor observed. "Your finger is broken."


A hello from beautiful BC. I am from Grand Falls. My husband and I, two children aged 14 months, 6 years, moved to BC in 1968 - 42 years ago; still miss my home town.   Submitted By: NULL