"recently i took my eight and five years old neices (alexis and taylor) to visit my sister and her family in milton, ontario. while there i went to the local used book store for some reading material and instead came home with a kitten. this in itself is funny as up to this point i had been scared of cats and not an animal lover in general but what makes this funnier is our neice taylor's reaction. everyone was sitting around admiring my new kitten when taylor who had just turned five the week before)looks at me and says ""hum! a cat! you couldn't get a husband eh? so you had to get a cat!!!!!!!"". my brother-in-law and newphews were in stitches laughing. this story has since made the rounds in our family and everyone gets a great kick out of it."   Submitted By: NULL