Submitted May 3, 2012

 My name is Ryan J. Smith. I currently live in Windsor, Ontario, but I grew up in Newfoundland. I am a multimedia artist and a poet.

'Money Maid'

By: Ryan J. Smith

That old Maid is selling pies
She sells her pies to all the b'ys
Her jar of spice is filled with flies,
Grows the rhubarb on cow pies!
I told the b'ys, they thinks I lies
So I lets them go on eating pies
Now that maid is selling crabs
Fifty crabs is up for grabs!
Need some wood? She got the slabs
Best wood slabs your stove could have
She sold the fur off her own darn cat!
My son, she's rich. The Maid knows what she's at!   Submitted By: NULL