"last summer, while visiting clarenville for the slo-pitch nationals, we had occasion to have lunch at the local tim horton's. during lunch, i couldn't help but notice a local gentleman digging into a box of donuts he had purchased with his coffee. upon leaving, i walked past him and motioned as though i was going to snitch one of his tim's delights. he smiled, looked me square in the eye and said, ""b'y, you must be a taurus"". i hesitated, then responded, ""you're close, i'm a gemini"". a few steps later i realized he was asking if i was a ""tourist""!! we had a good laugh and a fond remembrance of our stay in clarenville.- y in clarenville."   Submitted By: NULL