Phil was driving down a country road late one night when he felt a big thud. He got out of the car and looked around, but the road was empty. Since there was nothing else to be done, Phil drove home. The next morning, the sheriff was standing at Phil's doorstep. "You're under arrest for hitting a pig and leaving the scene," the lawman told Phil with a frown. Phil couldn't believe his ears. "But how could you possibly know that's what happened?" he asked. "it wasn't hard," the sheriff replied. "The pig squealed."   Submitted By: NULL