Half Cracked Sayings!
Well Folks, I done a little Research after walking the Mutts and Slurping a Black Yorkshire Tea with Honey and this is the Ten Sayings
that I feel Obliged to share with You Today.Not only from Newfoundland but also across the Pond to The Emerald Isle and a Couple from The Southern States.Had to go Global and search High and Low for these Beauties.No Stone nor Mortal Soul or Sinner was left Un Blemished.
Here is my Top Ten List.Hope You Enjoy!
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.”
That fella could eat an Ear of Corn through a Chain Link Fence.
“There’s more meat on a hen’s kneecap.”
Tidy as a Side Altar!
Well Butter my Buns and Call me a Biscuit!
Well,That just dills my Pickle!
I’m fuller than a tick on a Newfoundland dog.
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
“Everybody is good-natured until a cow goes into his garden.”
If he was anymore In-Bred he would be a Sandwich.
That is it and Thanks for the Visit!
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