Dear Sir; Here are a few signs that I've seen in my travels:

Septic tank truck: We're No. 1 in the No. 2 business

Optometrist's door: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place

Car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment!

Funeral home: Drive carefully. We can wait.

Happiness is... a back seat driver with a sore throat!

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Utility is when you have 1 telephone; luxury is when you have 2 telephones; paradise is when you have none!

I saw this one in a store in Nova Scotia: If you are coming on this property to rob me, we shoot. If you survive, we shoot again!
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