Funny Quotes with kids
"One day as I was driving with my son, who at the time was maybe 6. I was being really mad at him and trying to explain something to him and he was not paying attention to me, so I said ""well bye now you better believe it, and you can write that down too. And he looks at me and says Mom I don't have a pen and paper so I can't write it down. Well I died laughing I had no other choice. Another time I was grilling him on his manners and telling him how he has to have manners and that little boys gotta have good manners and I of course made the mistake of asking him, ""where your manners go bye!!"" And again he looks at me as we are driving and says Mom they flew out the window, but I know they will come back.k." Submitted By: NULL
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