here is a joke id like to submit for the magazine...

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied,"especially
the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it
and then for the rest of the game, all they kept
screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarter
back!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

Lauretta Wheaton
Carmanville,NL   Submitted By: Lauretta & Michael Wheaton