Foot in Mouth, Tongue in Coffee
My petite friend, Bernice, gets upset by people who push ahead of her in line, but never says anything. One day at Tim Horton's, her turn arrived, and when the waitress asked, "Who's next", a loud male voice behind her boomed out, "A medium, single, single". Instantly, without turning, Bernice said very sarcastically, "I suppose you didn't see me because I'm so small." Without hesitation, the voice said, "I suppose I didn't see you because I'm so blind," and when she turned, she saw not only his white cane but a little smirk on his face. Submitted By: NULL
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