"when the haul season is over all my logging buddies and me gather at the local tavern to spend our u.i.c. we talk about the mill and all that they did wrong we sit and drink and argue all summer long so bring me three tequila sunrises because i foresee a fight and i need a little sunshine when she locks me out at night then bring me four paralizers i want to numb this awful pain for the trouble i'm getting into will drive me insane now bring me five double ryes then point me to the door and if i don't make it then lay me on the floor throw a blanket over me and please tuck me in and i'll let my dreams take me somewhere i've never been you've got to admire this thing i do they call it seasonal work in the winter i'm a hero in the summer i'm a jerk and when my time is over and they lay me to rest they'll say ""when it comes to summer man, he was one of the best please write on my headstone that old logger quirk here lies a fall and winter hero here lies a spring and summer jerk "   Submitted By: NULL