"as i walked door to door collecting for the ""diabetic association"", my feet were killing me but home was getting closer. the last house on my route was uncle saul's, as i walked up to the door and knocked, i could hear aunt mabel puttin a blast of harsh words at uncle saul about something. the door opened, aunt mable ""red as a beet "" and uncle saul standing behind her with a look of"" i don't know, my son"" on his face, she said"" what do you want?"" i said"" i'm collecting for diabetes's aunt mabel"" she looked at me and said"" take saul my son, hes right full of it"" "   Submitted By: NULL