"me and my parents were on our way to st.johns for a visit . we decided to stop for dinner and a well known restaurant. my father ordered the burger platter with french fries. dad called the waitress over and asked ""excuse me, is this tin gravy?"" the waitress answered "" no bye' it's right tick"" (thick). with a chuckle dad said ""no i mean did it come from a can?"" without missing a beat she replied ""no me son, from the pot on the stove."" needless to say she earned her tip."   Submitted By: NULL