Debt!
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me 0 and he won't pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the 00 he owed you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only 0," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!"
Submitted By: cathy murphy
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