"my nephew, matthew, was visiting his great-grandmother in twillingate this summer. at four years old, matthew is just starting to figure out how relatives work, how to pair aunts with uncles, who are cousins, etc. he asked his great-grandma, ""where's great-grandpa?"" she replied, ""oh he's gone to heaven, to be with god."" ever sensible, matthew asked, ""why aren't you gone?"" trying not to laugh, she, who is 88, explained, ""it's not my time yet."" ""so when are you going?"" he wanted to know. ""any day now,"" she replied."   Submitted By: NULL