Church Widows error
A Pastor who had moved to a new church location discovered that one of his responsibilities was the weekly bulletin. After a few errors, some people became very interested in getting the bulletin and becoming the proofreader after it had been printed. As a result there was often a correction during the announcement time by the Pastor. At church one Sunday morning, the Pastor circulated an agenda for a upcoming meeting as the service was concluding. On Tuesday night, as the meeting began, he noticed one of the church widows sat near the front. As new business on the agenda began, the Pastor commented that the first item was "church windows," but an attendee said, "Pastor, you made a mistake on the agenda then. "Why?" asked the Pastor. He said, "Because you have 'church widows' written down!" To which the widow near the front responded, "That's why I'm here! I thought you had found me a husband!" Submitted By: Baine Andrews
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