About three months ago I had my teeth out and recently got the false ones. I had a terrible time getting used to them. One day I was sitting outside in front of the house having a coffee. My bottom set of teeth was bugging me so I took it out and put it beside my mug. Then the phone rang and I ran inside the front door to answer it. Next thing I knew a seagull had perched near my teeth and began picking at them. Before I could do anything, it flew away – wearing my teeth!   Submitted By: NULL