We had one dry good store in our town, owned by a man named Happy. One day Charlie was in Happy's store standing by the door and he noticed a rather large carton next to him. Now Charlie couldn't read or write, so he tapped it with his toe a couple of times. It was light weight, so he thought it might be biscuits. He hung around until Happy went in the back and then took off with what he thought was a carton of biscuits -- only to get home and discover that he had stolen a carton of Kotex tampons! After that, every woman who went into Happy's store for a box of Kotex asked for a box of Charlie's biscuits, and always got what she wanted.   Submitted By: NULL