"My sister and I were on a shopping run in Goose Bay. We got just about everything except 50 lbs of potatoes. So we wheeled the cart over and me trying to be so strong said you hold the cart and I will put the potatoes on the cart. So she did and I picked up the potatoes and swung to put them in the cart when all of a sudden I was brung up solid on something that went directly up my butt. Well when my sister looked she started to laugh, she laughed so hard that she couldn't talk for a moment. There I was with 50lbs of potatoes in my arms and a long cactys up my butt. Needless to say that I could not move. I said ""I got a cactys up my A_ _."" I dont know how I did it but I managed to put the potatoes on the cart and got the cactys out of my butt. We laughed so hard that I peed in my pants (not a real lot)but I peed just the same. I had to leave the produce area and go to another section away from my sister because we could not look at each other without cracking up laughing again. People in that store must have thought that we were nuts. Finally we were ready to leave, we put the groceries and potatoes in the back of the car and i proceeded to get in thye car. my sister said OH NO YOU DONT. she would not let me sit in her car with a wet butt, and made me sit on a newspaper. we laughed all the way home,which is quite a long way when you have a wet butt. when we got there and unloaded the car my mom asked me what was on my butt. I was wearing light colored pants and the print from the newspaper was on my butt. needless to say when we told them what had happened they all laughed at me too. But the next time i went to that store the cactys were moved. I guess someone else had seen what happened. well I hope they had a chuckle out of it and I hope you do too."   Submitted By: NULL