Back a couple years ago I was trying to decide what to get my daughter for her tenth birthday. She, being the humorous, outdoor type and not really one for dolls or girly toys, made it very hard to find something she would like. After weeks of asking her and receiving no response my patience was getting thin. Finally a couple days before her birthday I sat her down and made it very clear if she wanted a specific present she would have to tell me ASAP. This time without any hesitation she said, "Mom, I want a new butt." Looking at her with my eyes squinted together in confusion I said, "a new butt??" With a straight face she replied "Yes Mom, my old one's got a crack in it."   Submitted By: Shelley Reid