My friend and I played darts together for years, on Thursday nights. This one night after supper, my friend called to see if I was going to darts. After I said yes, she asked if I had any moose at my place. I said yes and she asked, "Can you bring me some when you comes up?" I said OK and went to the freezer to get two bags: one was a roast and one was for soup. She didn't say what she wanted it for. When I got to my friend's house she was in the bathroom, so I went ahead and put the moose in her freezer. She came out and asked, "Where's the moose?" I said, "I put it in the freezer." "The freezer? Why? I wanted it to finish doing my hair." It was then I realized she wanted my styling mousse, not my wild moose.   Submitted By: NULL