"anytime i'm in my vehicle at night i love tuning into bas on nightline for the occasional chuckle. this one particular night i heard a frustrated gentleman call in to complain about certain drivers and their lack of consideration for those who have to walk on the streets when the sidewalks aren't plowed. he summed up his plea to all listeners with the statement: ""please people, take your time and try not to splash the presbyterians!"" i had to pull over until the tears from laughter stopped..."   Submitted By: NULL