"my grandmother had an appointment in the hospital in st.anthony. she goes in and has to fill out some papers and the doctor was asking her a few questions, so he asked her who was next to kin, she says ""kevin"", she has a son named ken, and a son named kevin. kevin is the next oldest to ken, i almost died laughing when she told me, everyone who hears it just can't stop laughing- "   Submitted By: NULL