"i am a home care worker and my client wanted to go out and get something at the mall. so we go to the mall and he's wants to look around for a bit . we go into sobey's and get some can food. there's a lady in the isle that knocked over some cans and she was trying to catch them, but when she was trying to catch them she farted and it was pretty loud. my client looks at her and says "" that's it my dear, if you can't catch them shoot em."" it was so funny, she turned all colors."   Submitted By: NULL