"My Dad loves to joke around alot and he enjoys making people laugh. One day a little awhile ago he had a call from some company in Ontario who wanted him to participate in a survey. He doesn`t usually do this but on this day he said why not. The survey was on how much of certain beverages were consumed in the home. The lady asked him about Soft drinks and he said ""yes we drink soft drinks. She asked him about beer, he so politely replied no my dear we dont drink beer . She aske about liquer and a smile come across his face and he said. My dear the only liquer we drink here is a bit of POT LIQUER every now and then. She laughed to kill herself and she said sir I`m from Newfoundland myself and I haven`t heard that in a very long time. I thought is was funny especially the way he told it."   Submitted By: NULL