"My 5 year old daughter Charlie asked casually in the car one day if I could buy her some g-strings. Trying to keep my cool (and car under control) I asked where she heard of g-strings before. She went on to inform me that she heard some of the girls in her dance class talking about them and asked ""what are they anyway?"". I thought the teenage girls must have been discussing them or worse, wearing them, in the change room and was determined she would not be returning to dance class any more. My heart is now racing as I asked ""Charlie are you sure they were talking about g-strings?"", as I didn't have a clue how to explain this one. She replied ""g-strings, I didn't say g-strings, I said cheese strings!"" "