I really even hate to admit to this, but this is a true story! Not too long ago I had to go to Shelton, which is about 25 miles west of where I live in Olympia, WA. I was there to see my kids & to also pick up the liquor order for my work (I'm a bartender). On my way back I stopped at a convenience store to use the restroom (mistake!)....I went into the bathroom and I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the puddle of water in front of the toilet...so I put my car keys into the back pocket of my jeans & undid my levi's. I went to sit down & slipped some how on that puddle of water in front of the toilet &went to try & catch myself and on my way down I heard my keys go "BLOOP" into the toilet, but i'm still trying to catch myself from slipping still...so as i'm trying to reach for a safe landing, I twisted around & my elbow somehow(?) hit the toilet handle & it flushed, & my chin hits the seat as i watched my keys get sucked up( flushed!) in the toilet!! I swear this all happend in sloowww motion!! so there i was, pants down to my knees & sitting in that puddle of water with my chin on the seat of a toilet with no car keys or work keys either! Plus i still hadn't peed yet!!!!?? I was quite embarrassed when I went to tell the store manager, and I was trying to be quiet about what had happend...so what does she do? She blurted out as loud as she could ( I swear! )"YOU FLUSHED YOUR WHAT DOWN THE TOILET?!!" The manager ended up calling me a locksmith and he had to make me a new set of keys, (didn't really help when it came to my work keys though!)...LOL...   Submitted By: kimberlyn sturgell