The husband and wife go to a male marriage counsellor after 15 years of marriage. The counsellor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counsellor gets…

John goes to his doctor and asks for a double dose of Viagra. The doctor says, “I can’t give you a double dose.” “Why not?” asks John. “Because it’s not safe,” replies the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” says John. “Why?” asks the doctor. “Because,” says John, “My girlfriend is coming to see…

A manager had to hire someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as…

Dear Son, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on…

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the…

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?” “Oh” replies the husband, “that was my…

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning Ed got up early and left for work….