My ol’ friend Freddie raised some chickens for dinner he would eat. He also had some pigs and ducks, there was never a shortage of meat. But this story’s about a broody hen, that laid one funny egg, When the odd-shaped egg finally hatched, a rusty coloured chick popped right out, sporting three perfect legs!…

Don’t eat the baloney, don’t nibble the cheese. Stop eating the spinach and cover your sneeze. There are germs in this and poisons in that, they’re even recalling the food for your cat. People are dropping all over like flies, because tomatoes and peppers are the reaper in disguise. Everything I eat, they tell me…

Close your eyes and dream with me, of a happy place for all little children somewhere just beyond the shining sea. It’s the land of laughter where children never cry, you’ll only hear their shouts of happiness and only see sweet tears of joy. It’s a place for all children to run and play, Just…

Autumn is here, winter is calling, The October wind blows hard, the last apple has fallen. Summer’s beautiful flowers are now mostly wilted and brown, with their heads all twisted over, like they’re inspecting the ground. The trees all swaying, as if sharing the same trance, the chilly north wind kicks up and the leaves…

Here’s a message for all you islanders wherever you may roam, don’t ever forget how proud you are of the place that you call home If you’re headed up to Ontario, or going to work out west Always try to keep in your heart, the place that you love best Don’t ever change the way…

When I got off work on Friday, I was feelin’ pretty tight, I wanted to go out for a beer with the boys but I knew it would cause a fight. So I told me wife a dirty lie, that me mudder was really sick. I never used that excuse before, so I figured it…